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WHY?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a
billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to
make sure?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to
a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why is it that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think
I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time,
but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your @$&?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't
he fix a hole in a boat?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just
buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then
what is baby oil made from?
If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still
wrong?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Fly! ~ Body & Soul
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