"Give an infinite number of monkeys typewriters
and they'll produce the works of Shakespeare. Unfortunately, I feel like I'm reading all the books where they didn't."
~ World Wide Web Journal
Everyone is saying that stress is unhealthy, but what to do about it? I've
tried relaxation exercises, meditation, yoga, anything I can think of, but I still can't find peace of mind. If I could make
all my worries go away, believe me, I would. I was beginning to think my head would explode very soon, and there was
nothing I could do about it.
Who could have predicted that while browsing through a magazine
as I waited in the checkout line, I would discover the answer to finding inner peace!
By following the simple advice I read in this article, I finally found
a quick and easy path to inner peace. It read:
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
started."
When I got home, I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished. So, I finished one bottle of white wine, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Baileys, a large box of chocolates,
and a six-pack of beer.
You have no idea how good I feel!
How Old is Your Inner Child?
My inner child is ten years old!
The
adult world is pretty irrelevant to me. Whether I'm off on my bicycle (or pony) exploring, lost in a good book, or giggling
with my best friend, I live in a world apart, one full of adventure and wonder and other stuff adults don't understand. Take
this quiz!
The Editor took the quiz and got these (very flattering)
results: "You are Storm! You are very strong and very protective of those you love. You are in tune with nature and are very
concerned with justice and humanity. Unfortunately, certain apprehensions and fears are very hard for you to overcome, and
often inhibit you when most need to be strong."
The TELEPATHY test allows two people to act as "sender" and "receiver". The CLAIRVOYANCE test allows one person
to attempt to guess hidden cards that have been randomly selected by the computer.
- Need a place to blow off steam? - Hear something ridiculous?
- Hysterical? - Have a burning desire to share your opinions? We Are All Mad Here, and you can rant, rave, retort, ramble, and ridicule with the rest of us. All things inappropriate and politically incorrect are welcome in Cyberland. Vent! Go wild! Let it all hang out. All opinions
are subject to opposition and ridicule. Keep it clean and don't be mean. (Well, we're not that picky about the clean part.)
Why do they do it? Why do they do it in the middle of the night, or when you're trying to do something? The
mind of a cat is unfathomable. There's not enough internet space devoted to cats trying to fit into anything they can...find
pictures & stories on Tumblr.
We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; but the plural of ox
became oxen not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You
may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice; yet the plural of house is houses, not hice. If the plural of man is always
called men, why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen? If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet, and I give
you a boot, would a pair be called beet? If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, why shouldn't the plural of booth
be called beeth? Then one may be that, and three would be those, yet hat in the plural would never be hose, and the
plural of cat is cats, not cose. We speak of a brother and also of brethren, but though we say mother, we never say
methren. Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim. -- Author Unknown
