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It's that time of year again!
Two guinea pigs discuss America's biggest seasonal obsession: pumpkin spice lattes.

Winter: 2015-2016

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Gotchya!..
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Curious Thoughts for the day:
 
"Give an infinite number of monkeys typewriters and they'll produce the works of Shakespeare. Unfortunately, I feel like I'm reading all the books where they didn't." ~ World Wide Web Journal

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Pulp Fiction: What do We Know?
Dirty Laundry
And Where Did We Hear It?

Jokers and Fools: My name is Tuleful Bubbletush, what's yours?
The Pig Slaughter
The white one had blue eyes, like mine.
The white one had blue eyes...

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Finding Peace of Mind
 
Everyone is saying that stress is unhealthy, but what to do about it?  I've tried relaxation exercises, meditation, yoga, anything I can think of, but I still can't find peace of mind. If I could make all my worries go away, believe me, I would. I was beginning to think my head would explode very soon, and there was nothing I could do about it.
 
Who could have predicted that while browsing through a magazine as I waited in the checkout line, I would discover the answer to finding inner peace! 
 
By following the simple advice I read in this article, I finally found a quick and easy path to inner peace. It read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

When I got home, I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. So, I finished one bottle of white wine, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Baileys, a large box of chocolates, and a six-pack of beer.

You have no idea how good I feel!

How Old is Your Inner Child?

My inner child is ten years old!

The adult world is pretty irrelevant to me. Whether I'm off on my bicycle (or pony) exploring, lost in a good book, or giggling with my best friend, I live in a world apart, one full of adventure and wonder and other stuff adults don't understand.
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I'm so like Leela!
I'm Robert, Earl of Grantham, who are you? by WETA's Downton Abbey Personality Quiz

storm Which X-Men character are you most like?

The Editor took the quiz and got these (very flattering) results: "You are Storm! You are very strong and very protective of those you love. You are in tune with nature and are very concerned with justice and humanity. Unfortunately, certain apprehensions and fears are very hard for you to overcome, and often inhibit you when most need to be strong."

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Test Your ESP!

The TELEPATHY test allows two people to act as "sender" and "receiver". The CLAIRVOYANCE test allows one person to attempt to guess hidden cards that have been randomly selected by the computer.

Read more about Extra Sensory Perception and other paranormal phenomena in Cat Tales.

What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? .

What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? Just for fun: One quiz for the ladies, one for the gents...surprise yourself. (I'm Honey Bunny!)

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Nobody wins, but everyone keeps playing.
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Are you MAD?

 - Need a place to blow off steam? - Hear something ridiculous? - Hysterical? - Have a burning desire to share your opinions? We Are All Mad Here, and you can rant, rave, retort, ramble, and ridicule with the rest of us. All things inappropriate and politically incorrect are welcome in Cyberland. Vent! Go wild! Let it all hang out. All opinions are subject to opposition and ridicule. Keep it clean and don't be mean. (Well, we're not that picky about the clean part.)

Cats. Where They Don't Belong.

Why do they do it? Why do they do it in the middle of the night, or when you're trying to do something? The mind of a cat is unfathomable. There's not enough internet space devoted to cats trying to fit into anything they can...find pictures & stories on Tumblr.

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This is English

We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;
but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;
yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,
and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
but though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim. -- Author Unknown

As posted to the MSN group Against the Wind by Boonie

Where are we going?
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And why are we in this handbasket?

Don't 2nd guess yourself.
We all have 2nd Sight.
Trust your intuition.

Sounds in the Dark
Scary noises: auditory paraphenomena and EVPs.

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