Cat Tales
Digest Contents:
January 2007
Read Cat's Blog on MySpace
Finding Peace of Mind
Everyone is saying that stress is unhealthy, but what to do about it? I've
tried relaxation exercises, meditation, yoga, anything I can think of, but I still can't find peace of mind. If I could make
all my worries go away, believe me, I would. I was beginning to think my head would explode very soon, and there was
nothing I could do about it.
Who could have predicted that while browsing through a magazine
as I waited in the checkout line, I would discover the answer to finding inner peace!
By following the simple advice I read in this article, I finally found
a quick and easy path to inner peace. It read:
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
started."
When I got home, I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished. So, I finished one bottle of white wine, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Baileys, a large box of chocolates,
and a six-pack of beer.
You have no idea how good I feel!
This is English
We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;
but the plural of ox
became oxen not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You
may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;
yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always
called men,
why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,
and I give
you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
why shouldn't the plural of booth
be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
and the
plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
but though we say mother, we never say
methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim. -- Author Unknown
As posted to the MSN group Against the Wind by Boonie
How Old is Your Inner Child?
My inner child is ten years old! The
adult world is pretty irrelevant to me. Whether I'm off on my bicycle (or pony) exploring, lost in a good book, or giggling
with my best friend, I live in a world apart, one full of adventure and wonder and other stuff adults don't understand.
Take
this quiz!
Quizilla
|
Join
| Make
A Quiz | More
Quizzes | Grab
Code
I'm Leela, who are you? by Lexi
Which
X-Men character are you most like?
The Editor took the quiz and got these (very flattering)
results: "You are Storm! You are very strong and very protective of those you love. You are in tune with nature and are very
concerned with justice and humanity. Unfortunately, certain apprehensions and fears are very hard for you to overcome, and
often inhibit you when most need to be strong." -- brought to you by Quizilla
 Test Your ESP!
The TELEPATHY test allows two people to act as "sender" and "receiver". The CLAIRVOYANCE test allows one person
to attempt to guess hidden cards that have been randomly selected by the computer.
Read more about Extra Sensory Perception and other
paranormal phenomena in Cat Tales.
|
| 2nd Sight Research Linx |
|
Click here to read PostHuman
Blues -- Mac Tonnies' Blog
COMING SOON: Coffee cups, clocks, t-shirts, mousepads, and more! 
