See this web page at About.com's Alternative Religions guide for an index
of sites featuring religious satire, spoofs, and genuinely bizarre religions.
You might be a REDNECK WITCH if...
- You call the four directions with a flash light
- You ever cancelled a ritual because of a football game
- You've ever marked out the circle with duct tape
- Your scrying mirror says "objects may be closer than they appear"
- Your child and your dog have the same magickal name
- You call your quarters north, east, south, and over yonder
- You end your rituals with "Y'all come back now, y'hear?
- Your idea of ritual garb is cutoffs and a tank top
- You've ever wore ritual robes made out of camouflage
- You call your HP 'Sir Bubba'
-- from a member of a goddess-aware Christian women's group